Stitch In My Side

"Ladies and Gentlemen... we now have a new tide mark for the shallow end of the gene pool."

First, I want to acknowledge the anonymous commenter who provided the quote for the title of this post.

Now, onto the good stuff. Pete, at "March Together for Life", a rabid pro-life blog has posted this little wonder for all the world to see:

"Murder without conscience

Here are some quotes from a pro-abortion person, Miss Caroline Weber, who wrote an article at The Onion online magazine.

The Onion Article

When referring to the killing of her child she said:

"I am totally psyched for this abortion!"

"Those pro-life activists made it pretty clear that, unlike me, they actually think abortion is bad and to be avoided. Are they nuts? Abortion is the best!"

"It wasn't until now that I was lucky enough to be pregnant with a child I had no means to support."

"I just know it's going to be the best non-anesthetized invasive uterine surgery ever!"

Who does Miss Weber blame her abortion on? The pro-life movement.

"The funny thing is, I actually have the pro-life movement to thank for this opportunity."

It's our fault? She says:

"If my HMO wouldn't have bowed to their pressure not to cover oral contraceptives, I never would've gotten pregnant in the first place."

Sorry ma'am, if you hadn't had sex you wouldn't have gotten pregnant, it's not the HMO's fault for not supporting your promiscuity while not married.

To sum it up, Miss Weber said:

"I realize there are people who will criticize me, calling me selfish and immature because I took "the easy way out." I realize there are those who will condemn me to hell for what I'm about to do. Well, I don't care what they say: It's worth it for all the fun and laughs I'm going to have at the clinic. So listen up, world: I'm pro-abortion... and I love it! See you at my post-abortion party, everybody!"

Miss Weber, you have killed your child, which you admit is a baby/human being, intentionally. That does make you an admitted murderer. I'm not going to "condemn you to hell", I'm going to pray for your forgiveness and for the suffering which you will endure when you realize what you have done. Every baby you see from that moment on is going to wake you up to the realization that you killed your child.

Speak out against abortion. Don't just complain about it. Join the Monthly Call for Life at [removed by ed.]. We call, email and/or march to let our representatives know that we will not stop until they stop the killing of innocent human beings!

United we stand - Divided they die - Pass it on
posted by Pete at 7:38 AM"

I am purposely not including links to his site in this, as I find the idea of traffic to his hate-filled site rather nauseating, but for this little pearl I thank him. However, fell free to visit The Onion site. If you do, it should be obvious how easy of a mistake this was to make.

Oh, Pete. Pete, Pete, Pete. Get your head out of your ass and wise up. Please.

But in the meantime, thanks for the laugh!

I *HEART* Stephen Colbert

Thank god for this man, who has brought much needed humor into our home since the miserable failure took office.

For some reason, he was invited to be the keynote speaker at the White House Correspondents Dinner, and he was utterly relentless for a good half hour while Dubya, Laura, and a host of other VIPs had to sit in front of the room and try not to vomit. I don't know who was in charge of scheduling him to be there, but I have no doubt that he/she was rendered to a secret prison in Eastern Europe somewhere.

The audience shots are priceless- the spineless press corps sitting stone-faced as they and the administration get spanked. Good stuff, people.

Here is a link to the transcript that includes a link to the video. I highly recommend watching the video, but if your connection is slow or something, then at least read the transcript. It's a gem.

I'll leave you with a little excerpt:

"I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound -- with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world."

Ouch.